Sunday, July 15, 2012

Church of the Blue Moon/Moonbeams on your Naked Booty

Why I can't stand Mitt Romney
Moon Beams on your naked booty - Church of the Blue Moon/Moon Beams on your Naked Booty


Black Hand and Jolly Roger

http://bradblog.com/ Election fraud and voting 

Celestial Cat and Pug Gallery/Museum Sacramento, California 

For the girls: Artsy nail wraps! My daughter, the beauty expert, loves these people and their product. An brand new company:  http://www.wrapartistnails.com/

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Preying Mantis (Praying?)

Proving I can do professional quality work with self-service soft ice cream  




Creepy Hitler Photo. The Farrell Hamann Show
YouTube Ch. Farrell Hamann

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Saturday, July 14, 2012

Mr. Brainy's Art and Think Tank

Sometimes you need brainy, other times you can just squeak by...
Offering serious brain power for your need for brains
Located in Sacramento, California
I have a nice hang out for CEOs, Tycoons, and High Rollers, really!
You can drive right up which saves a lot of time. I can help you 
with writing. Writing takes time and you don't have it! Genius!

Farrell Hamann Fine Art/Writing (916) 641-7696
Located a bit West of Howe, off Hurley

If I don't have the solution, I know people who do.
I'm a generalist which is often the way to go

Bitey Cats, candles, and stolen cupcakes

My Museum/Gallery is kid friendly and just oozes cool!

If you want to assist in developing some of my ideas, that could be a good move for you

 Your problem seem to complex to solve in the allotted time? Heh, not fun. You've got maybe 3 minutes to untangle the mess and no pulling the plug.  What would Captain Kirk (Star Trek) do?


I'll do my best to make sure you don't take the wrong road. 

 Small Kubota 4wd diesel tractor
MY Kubota B6000. I hired a woman in Santa Barbara, CA to do the artwork for me. 
That's a brush chipper on the back powered with a PTO (power take off)

http://bradblog.com/ Election fraud (not voter fraud is the real problem. Hand count all votes) 

The Rachel Maddow Show 

 Three cute girls take off their bikinis!
http://youtu.be/cyumxqvAJAI

Nail Wraps: My daughter, the beauty expert, loves these people and their product. She is really picky. A new company: http://www.wrapartistnails.com/

  Mr. Brainy's repaired carpet. Work done by a professional

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 My macho, homemade green undershorts!

2 1/2 HP British Seagull outboard engine. First start in 40 years
a smokey little 2 stroke. 

 The #FDA is corrupt. The Farrell Hamann Show
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Creepy Hitler photo. The Farrell Hamann Show




Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Celestial Cat and Pug Gallery, Sacramento, CA

Celestial Cat and Pug Art Gallery, Sacramento, California
Private, by appointment only. Please call: 916-641-7696
On Dealynn Way midway between Sierra Oaks and Arden Oaks off Hurley Way
Also functions as an art museum and art club
Atelier
Sculpture, acrylic paintings, mosaics, famous mosaic eggs, castles, toys, and writing. World class collection of Fine Art. Housed in a lovely tin shed about a block and a half East of Howe Avenue.

Showing the work of artist/writer/explorer, Farrell Hamann
"Unique collection" The J. Paul Getty Museum
Kid and dog friendly and you can drive right up to the front door!

gofundme.com/f/critter-and-castle-fun


Farrell Hamann, Director

Mia the pug dog (in charge of marketing)

The Exalted one (formerly Old Butthairs)

Famous mosaic eggs

Interior detail image of 25 room, museum quality castle sculpture
Lovely spring meadow along the nearby American River Parkway. 

Zombie

The gallery museum is a must see in Northern California. The artwork began in Santa Barbara, California and ended here in Sacramento. It is a great place to bring a bored CEO, tycoon, or simply kids, dogs, and art lovers. You will be thrilled.  There is a very fancy restaurant just down the street, The Kitchen (no sign) if you are a high roller or you could go for a walk along the American River Parkway. (beware of mountain lions). Cal-Expo is just a few blocks away to the West. 

Little Bio:

Born in Michigan, lived in NYC, Vermont, Alaska, Paris, France, Santa Barbara, CA. Had writer's file with The Tonight Show. Author, artist. Dad of two successful daughters. Worked on ships in Alaska and Wall Street in NYC. Loves electric scooters, aviation, pets, sculpture...
Gored by bull, chased by Kodiak brown bear, fell in a crevasse, and slapped by a Guru (Guru thought it was funny)


Again, here is the phone number: 916-641-7696
Available as an art and writing consultant 


Nice place to stop on your way to or from Lake Tahoe 

World's largest trolling motor. Heh Heh 

The Rachel Maddow Show

 Celtic Cross



Artist Farrell Hamann after reading his fan letter from Ann Thrax

 Homemade boxer shorts by artist. High thread count recycled cotton


For the girls: artsy nail wraps. My daughter the beauty expert likes these people and their product. Please support: http://www.wrapartistnails.com/

 Taterbug Hamann and Dave. Sweetest love video of all time!
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